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If Jesus could save anything it's a quarter

Since all the Jesus's I've met are poor as hell. If there were a God why would it bother with whatever we idiot people do anyway. Plus he sure would've picked a cooler name. Liked the story and hope that wakes some Christ-nuts up.

Unload the newer version

That would be a revolution. Just as I was about to click the X, that 2 second shot of the newer Mario and Luigis came on. But then you went back to the NES M&L. Good job, but perhaps a little too faithful to the movie. You could've had him do stuff that was your own. Except actually funny. Bring on Mario Revolutions in the newer version.

I guess the time for clocks will never end

A lot of the clockworks here do happen to be good but it seems that anything with a clock in the title or author name instantly gets extra credit. That song almost put me in a coma, but it did look good at least.

Makes you think about what to eat

I love eating pussy but some of those girls in this game would've made me rather eat decaying McDeath burgers with a side of maggots. Game was cool tho.

Make the walls real

so that you bounce off them

Emulate an entertaining newgroundsentry instead

I flushed something better than that