Since all the Jesus's I've met are poor as hell. If there were a God why would it bother with whatever we idiot people do anyway. Plus he sure would've picked a cooler name. Liked the story and hope that wakes some Christ-nuts up.
That would be a revolution. Just as I was about to click the X, that 2 second shot of the newer Mario and Luigis came on. But then you went back to the NES M&L. Good job, but perhaps a little too faithful to the movie. You could've had him do stuff that was your own. Except actually funny. Bring on Mario Revolutions in the newer version.
A lot of the clockworks here do happen to be good but it seems that anything with a clock in the title or author name instantly gets extra credit. That song almost put me in a coma, but it did look good at least.
Take of the 'the' while you're at it. None of those murders were perfect anyway as every one of them would be in jail anyway. But the animations were cool and fluid and the song fit. Those are the important things.
I love eating pussy but some of those girls in this game would've made me rather eat decaying McDeath burgers with a side of maggots. Game was cool tho.
Great band, can't wait for a new album but the audio you probably stole from Kazaa sounds like crap but at least the animation and dots were even worse so we don't have to complain about the sound.
For giving him the key to a room with some old dude in it. Is this set at a bathhouse? Graphics are good. Actually forget the innkeeper. Since the ghosts did all that shit the cops are gonna blame the fruit in the green suit anyway. Have him shoot it out with the cops , take a few out and then die himself so there's no part three. Start anew guys. If you wanted us to decide you should've put some choices at least.
I just got a cable modem but that would have been worth the wait on a dial-up. Don't even bother with 4 guys go straight to the best game yet. Or even just keep making these. I can't believe you manage to keep making better ones. You guys rock
peacenickmann
Hitchin' U.S.A.
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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 9, 2004
If Jesus could save anything it's a quarter
Since all the Jesus's I've met are poor as hell. If there were a God why would it bother with whatever we idiot people do anyway. Plus he sure would've picked a cooler name. Liked the story and hope that wakes some Christ-nuts up.
Rated 3 / 5 stars April 6, 2004
Unload the newer version
That would be a revolution. Just as I was about to click the X, that 2 second shot of the newer Mario and Luigis came on. But then you went back to the NES M&L. Good job, but perhaps a little too faithful to the movie. You could've had him do stuff that was your own. Except actually funny. Bring on Mario Revolutions in the newer version.
Rated 2 / 5 stars April 5, 2004
I guess the time for clocks will never end
A lot of the clockworks here do happen to be good but it seems that anything with a clock in the title or author name instantly gets extra credit. That song almost put me in a coma, but it did look good at least.
Rated 4 / 5 stars April 4, 2004
I think you forgot an S
Take of the 'the' while you're at it. None of those murders were perfect anyway as every one of them would be in jail anyway. But the animations were cool and fluid and the song fit. Those are the important things.
Rated 3 / 5 stars April 4, 2004
If I was on acid this would've gotten 10's
But I do hope you bring more with him finding other things. Guns, dildos, mousetraps, and anything with flames could be next.
well, i was not gonna do any of those, but i tihnk imma do that gun one.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 1, 2004
Makes you think about what to eat
I love eating pussy but some of those girls in this game would've made me rather eat decaying McDeath burgers with a side of maggots. Game was cool tho.
Rated 1 / 5 stars February 6, 2004
You ruined the Dream
Great band, can't wait for a new album but the audio you probably stole from Kazaa sounds like crap but at least the animation and dots were even worse so we don't have to complain about the sound.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 18, 2004
Shoot the innkeeper next.
For giving him the key to a room with some old dude in it. Is this set at a bathhouse? Graphics are good. Actually forget the innkeeper. Since the ghosts did all that shit the cops are gonna blame the fruit in the green suit anyway. Have him shoot it out with the cops , take a few out and then die himself so there's no part three. Start anew guys. If you wanted us to decide you should've put some choices at least.
THC Ya Later,
Peace Nick Mann
Rated 4 / 5 stars January 15, 2004
Deadly Alliance is next.!
I just got a cable modem but that would have been worth the wait on a dial-up. Don't even bother with 4 guys go straight to the best game yet. Or even just keep making these. I can't believe you manage to keep making better ones. You guys rock
Rated 1 / 5 stars January 14, 2004
No punchline
Kept waiting for a punchline. I still am. Wht the pointless reference to 9-11? God may love you but everyone else just thinks you're a schmuck.